Much happened since we've been away?

No match today for all those asking.

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Milan 4 - some other team 2. Is the red and black Phoenix rising again #forzamilan The best bad team around

Typical Milan fashion. WWEs next big ref at right back and actual game ref john lappin as good as curling 1 in top bag for the opposition.

john lappin @SeanMcRef . With a name like that there was only one career for you

Playing in some shanner cup tomorrow because we got put out the good one. First game in a while, be good to see how fat is chambers now

EK Milan need a goalie for tomorrow. Who's a goalie out there?

His hair is fine, used to shag belters all the time, the walking tour was wrong, it wasn't Stuart Armstrong

He dives to the left, he dives to the right. Greg Ramage used to shag 10 burds a night #nowhappilyengaged

Won 4-2 the day.

We all dream of a team of Callum MacDonalds #nightmare

Gary 'Figo Fat Boy' Benson Henderson has all the skills....

...and also knows a thing or two about a high press 🌚👀🌚

3 years ago today we made page 3 of the Sun - which was long overdue considering how many massive tits are in our squad.

"Am no a weirdo or nuhin lol a actual play for EK Milan xxxx"

In a point of wonderful irony - our Kits have gone up in flames in the unfortunate Village Laundrette fire. Much like our dreams, hopes and ambitions. The kits are the only ones covered by insurance but