I have never seen an advert so simple, and yet so effective. I simply must purchase more Bosch goods.

All-time favorite type of videos: pre-fame bands playing their extremely famous songs to a tiny room of people, because they're not yet known. A thread of some examples 🧵 1. MGMT playing 'Kids' to a crowd of maybe 25 people on a college quad

🚨 | Pepe's reaction to his son Nicolas Pepe scoring against his former club Arsenal. ❤️

Bet his dad peek is buzzing

CHAMPIONSHIP FOOTBALL IS BACK TODAY

🚨 | Benjamin Šeško has started following the Championship after joining Manchester United.

Apparently the #LFC shirt sales generated enough profit in the first 36 hours after kit launch to pay for both Wirtz AND Ekitike, including wages. WOW. We’ve essentially signed two players for free, meaning that the entire Coutinho fee can go towards a new striker 👀

🚨 | Rasmus Højlund believes that Amorim gave him 0 minutes against Fiorentina because the manager didn’t want to risk him getting injured ahead of the Arsenal game. (via Sky Sport Premier League)

🚨Team news: Isak hasn’t travelled with the Liverpool squad today. #LFC 🇸🇪

Kerkez even taking the piss out of Mbeumo now

Delay in kick off because one of your players has been arrested is peak Non League football😂😂😂

First successful hate watch in the bank

Yet another trophy for Eddie Nketiah. Just shows what can happen after you leave Arsenal.

"Look son, that's Mo Salah’s penalty kick."

Won’t be much use if he turns up at Goodison

Bloke in the back might have the biggest neck i’ve ever seen

Russian 2nd league division B. 22-year-old Dynamo Barnaul's Kirill Mogel scored for the 1st time in four months and was hospitalized immediately afterward.

Saudi crown prince Mohammed bin Salman desperate for Isak to play for the Magpies this season, proposes a meet: “Let’s settle this like adults. I’m inviting you to the Saudi consulate in Istanbul for a private meeting with me and my associates.”

🚨 | Thomas Frank on losing to PSG: "The last manager who won a trophy got sacked. I don't want to make the same mistake."