So much for my business growing commitment rings in my otherwise fallow fields.

This wouldn’t surprise me. We are in uncharted territory in attempting to try the biggest mob boss there ever was.

Happy Taylor Swift release day to all who celebrate!

In Colombia during the time of Pablo Escobar, courts had <jueces sin rostros> (judges without faces): Judges had to preside from behind one-way mirrors and use voice-distorting microphones to avoid being identified due to the risk of being targeted. We're headed the same way

This book is gonna finally give me the motivation to read The Bell Jar.

How do the rich keep getting richer? One way is by using offshore finance--not only to avoid taxes, but to dodge creditors, court orders, etc.

The rest of us pay the price in the form of higher taxes & borrowing costs.

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I can envision a scenario where the only people willing to serve on the jury are those folks who don’t feel threatened because they intend to vote not guilty.

One juror says she has subscribed to the New York Times for most of her adult life, but add, “Mostly for the crossword.” No mention yet of Wordle, Connections, and Spelling Bee.

I think the best part of The Spelling Bee is complaining about the words that are not in The Spelling Bee.

5% for the Big Guy

Ironically, we won’t be seeing this on Corncob TV. I think you should leave turbo team

I was just thinking this myself.

Says the man who tolerates no dissent.

I would be attending Barron’s graduation but I have Social Distortion tickets for that night. I shall send my regrets.