If I was the President and the whole world was calling me a pedophile, I would release every page of the Epstein files to prove I wasn't in there. Unless I was in there

Someone asked what I was doing tonight. I replied nothing. It took me a very long time to realize nothing is something. Nothing is a good something 💕

The Aldi’s buffalo chicken calzone can do no wrong

Sourdough nugget pretzels and ginger ale is the best snack combo on a sad girl day

Tofu stir fry for dinner

Vegging out today (for real)

I’ve had this guy since it was 🌱 (this big) … they grow up so fast 🫢

It has been raining like crazy here and small mushrooms keep popping up in my new mulch. I’ve raked and put vinegar on them. Any other suggestions?

Hey so ICE at Disney is insane

Considering a trip to Rhode Island in August … never been there … thoughts?

I am absolutely desperate for some sunshine

Letrozole take 3 🤷🏼‍♀️🤞🏻

Validation.

📍 Shady Maple Smorgasbord

📍 Philadelphia Premium Outlets 🛍️

Getting a pedicure and the guy starts picking off my gel with his fingers. ☠️

I’m so over it 🙄 what a disgrace