CHOTINER: So how many tacos did you eat? ME: About four, I think. CHOTINER: Ok. On Instagram-- ME: Or six, maybe. CHOTINER: Yeah. Do you think some people might call that a lot? ME: Well, that's why I got the small chips. CHOTINER: Right. It's about discipline. ME: Exactly.

every single person framing universal healthcare as "too costly" is either just a mark too stupid to realize we already pay for healthcare, or theyre deliberately playing you because theyre rich & dont wanna pay more or lose their health insurance investment dividends. fuck em

I sincerely wish I could launch this guy into the sun

“years have gone by and i’ve finally learned to accept myself for who I am: a beggar for good soccer. I go around the world, hand outstretched, and in the stadiums I plead: ‘a pretty move, please, for the love of god’”

the stop and shop robot is a vile creature

I am once again filled with joy thinking about new jersey’s falcao dump truck

death penalty for whichever producer keeps showing replays of eriksen

please please please be okay. I’m gonna throw up

smoking on that frank de boer pack

Imagine if, every time someone (anyone!) had a protest in your country, a larger power used that as an excuse to threaten violence against you, and as proof that "the people" want that country to impose its system on you

sick and tired of people saying “yellow magic orchestra” isn’t male manipulator music

Learn ball

I’m done even if we pull this back I think. The biggest concern is that this is exactly how he wants us to play, get it to Porro and Kudus and spam crosses. Not for me thanks

I’m tired of tip-toeing around trying to be nice and level headed. Fuck this bloke. What would you know about a champions league club? You’re in it on the back of someone else’s achievement. This club has been in the champions league in 6 out of the last 10 seasons. I hate him

Get that cunt gone sharpish

theroyalwe330 We should have a vision for the squad in place regardless of the coach and stop having our coaches lead our squad building because that's part of why we're in such a bad place

relegation battle dopamine lowkey insane

Tottenham Hotspur Fuck Vinai Venkatesham