Meet Patricia. Or Pat The Expat. 🇬🇧 ❤️ 🇪🇸 youtube.com/shorts/2v-7Lf9… via YouTube

3 spots available on my pay-what-you-can script reading thing! If you have a script and want some professional notes that don't bankrupt you then send it my way!

Turn up the volume on this bad boy! Naughty but nice. Was trying out some gym-based material for the first time. Hilarious moment with a Mum in the audience! 😂 😳

I tore myself away from your tweets and managed to knuckle down and write some new material Gary Delaney: New tour now on sale! Made one family’s drive home a tad uncomfortable last night.

Join me in the NYC Midnight Rhyming Story Challenge on September 5th! Learn more at nycmidnight.com/rhyme

Consummate professional, at your service.

Honoured to be one of the 40 finalists. Less impressed that I had to attend a wedding yesterday! It was absolutely wonderful but there was definitely a lot of frantic typing on trains, in a taxi and in a hotel after the wedding…! 😴🥂

Weird prize. 🤔🏆

Picture 1: See? I can be a classy lady, Picture 2: Check out my nipple biscuits!!

Happy 90th Birthday, Julie Andrews! 🎂 One of the great loves of my life. ❤️ Here’s a mad throwback to Covid times when Boris was PM & X was called Twitter. A snippet from my parody, I Have Confidence in 2021. Maria does flash her big pants at one point. You have been warned.

Argh! Only went and came 1st in my round. For Horror! ✍️ 😱 😈

One of the best things I’ve seen on the internet recently. 🦁

Up for a short writing challenge? Join me in the NYC Midnight 250-word Microfiction Challenge on December 5th! Learn more at nycmidnight.com/250

Unhappy Wednesday 🖤 Nearly Halloween so thought I’d get into the (undead) spirit with a little Wednesday cosplay. 🖤

Shoutout to the taxi driver who had to pick up this corpse bride weirdo from the dark, dark forest. And said nothing. Good man. 🖤

Cor blimey, Mary Poppins! 🌂 Had the best time earlier as one of the Berts! All in honour of the mighty Dick Van Dyke’s 100th birthday. ❤️

Up for a writing challenge? Join me in the 20th annual Short Story Challenge by NYC Midnight on January 23rd! Learn more at nycmidnight.com/ssc

And another one…! The 23rd annual Screenwriting Challenge by NYC Midnight kicks off on February 13th! Learn more at nycmidnight.com/scc

Over the moon to have placed 10th in NYC Midnight’s 500-word short story competition! ✍️ 2025 was a ridiculously tough year so I’m extra proud of myself. …Plus the Top 10 receive actual cash money, so the drinks are on me!!* *tap water all round, yeah?

Lots of people are sharing nostalgic memories from 2016. Everyone looks adorably fresh-faced! This was me 10 years ago. Relieved to admit I’ve since discovered moisturiser, sleep, and dentistry. (It was for a zombie themed advert. Sorry if I’ve put you off your dinner.) 🧟‍♀️