Real men don’t wash their hands after they pee

all i’ve ever wanted was a big box

it’s not that she’s a Scorpio with Leo placements, it’s just that she’s a bitch

i think sometimes u outgrow ppl & that’s ok

i bet all dogs’ inner voices have a thick english accent

i’m so attracted to willy wonka it’s borderline unhealthy 😭😭

is what a normal human would say that wants to reproduce to keep its blood line continuous

is it normal for my dog to start red rocketing when he chews on his bone

The Funny

nova The Funny

🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 Hold Strong Ukraine 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

And also my sympathies to the great people of Russia, who do not want this

Inflation been hitting me hard recently and my job cut a lot of my hours which gives me limited time to make money for college. $addieee44

morning coochie be different, dicc be harder than my childhood

Luke Fickell saw the Wisconsin Volleyball titties and said “I’m out”

If you're outraged about the Balenciaga ad campaign... just wait until you find out about the worldwide billionaire child sex ring that only one person is in jail for.

I'm the bear who ate cocaine. This is my story.

Thanks Chuuwee for spending 1,307 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to September's Very Own. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/6ZBnvCs…