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There have to be cats who are like “ahh thanks but I actually cant have catnip anymore :-/ it makes me paranoid”

some of us dont have a mind that would think of a good halloween costume. some of us are just in flow

Naturally and easily drifting off into a restful nights sleep

I think democrats should try campaigning as republicans six more times then call it

Bernie Sanders releases election statement: “It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them. “First it was the white working class, and now it’s Latino and Black workers as

That makes so much sense actually

i cast The Penguin. i said give me the prettiest irish actor there is

omg remember Kamala Harris

imagine getting tranquilized by a dart in Egypt and when you wake up they’re like “meet the Rockettes. you’re on in 5”

ok so if 24 year olds i dont follow are to be believed, in 2025 doubting yourself is out and spending time with your friends is in

just saw your 2024 post on ig. i didnt know what kind of year you had. you started a new job but then also you went to boston. i had no idea i swear. you know what i just need to see you. oh god. where can we meet. i feel sick

i dont remember what happened to me this year. except one time i saw a french tour group walk past the sweetgreen in williamsburg and their guide pointed and said "le salade"

having been to england now, i can confidently say London is the only environment that would allow for a guy like sweeney todd

Huge tits sent me a photo that might be graphic

"the body keeps the score" is a great title. its a shame its taken. i would use it for my football erotica

i love the you can get suspended from real housewives like the nba