Some of you never worked at Chili's Grill & Bar and it shows.

Your competitors don't need to fail for you to succeed.

So… @1kalwaysopen_ forgot Derrick Mason existed there for a sec.

Been a @sprint customer since 2008, and just got a new iPhone. Getting this to work since the merger with T-Mobile has been an absolutely miserable experience. I can't imagine being an older person who is less technical trying to figure this out. It's 2022.

Happy Tuesday! I'm finally taking #SellLikeAHuman to the next level! If you're interested in becoming a more effective and authentic seller, or just want to be around a community of awesome humans, check out the blog! I'm just getting started! dylanwickliffe.com/blog/how-to-se…

Okay. Now that #FreeSpeech is protected on Twitter it’s time I finally speak my truth. #StarWars is overrated.

These “My name is [name] and I have a Google pixel.” commercials are a little hostage-y. 👀

Thanks Tiny Moving Parts for spending 779 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Light Bulb. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/5rJVTTK…

Annual reminder that #DieHard is not a #ChristmasMovie

How can I convert the energy from my son talking into electricity?

Had a dream that morgan wallen and I were friends. We went to the gas station for Mountain Dew and just chilled til his summer tour started. My wife thought I was lying about hangin’ out with him. 😂

Can Adam Schefter or Ian Rapoport please confirm Hopkins and #3 to Tennessee. PLEASE.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Listen, I'm a simple man. You send me branded swag of your company, I'll do basically whatever you want.

Kyle Pitts ran up to Titans head coach Mike Vrabel after the game and said: "If you have a chance to get me, come get me" 👀👀👀

Watching ads on YouTube for the first time in my life. This is the worst.

Yo Philadelphia Eagles don’t forget that D’Andre Swift is on the team!

Im in the classic torture chamber where I cant tell if my internet keeps going out or whether #netflix is just constantly buffering and unwatchable for everybody

Unreal. Netflix

You what really grinds my gears? When people say “Bada Boom” before “Bada Bing”.