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It’s Culchie Lovin’ time on RTÉ2 right now. #LoveInTheCountry

Come On You Boys In (Dark) Green!!!! #ENGvSA 🇿🇦

Love it

Chicago & Tullamore - two of the worlds greatest towns come together! So make sure you catch Tullamore’s Sacred Heart upcoming production of Chicago…. For three nights only! Roll Up! Roll Up! & Retweet!!! eskerarts.ie/events/chicago

I tell ya wha….he’s no Pat Kenny. #LateLateToyShow

Call the Guards. Another year another robbery….Like my tribe couldn’t do with a boost in December. Time is 100% anti fowl.

Of all the mega global hit podcasts I’ve done this week this one with Jen Hogan⚡ is me fav….two great birds, one funny one and one posh one, we’re like Joanne & Vague but without the Brit Licking…..or sold out arenas or the nearly/not really royal husband.

PHEW #StStephen

Breaking News: German retail giant Lidl set to rebrand in Ireland as Croke Park Stores. More later….

Graham Norton is a massive fan of my work, always has been. He asked for a photo with me and of course I said yeah. Then of course some of the hangers on that you always get around real talent like me & Graham turn up and photo bomb Graham’s big moment. #PoorGraham #LOLIreland

GWAN YA GOOD THING!!!!! I’ve a spare trolley if you need it for your luggage…. @Bambiethug

I’ve sent my plan as incoming Chair Of RTÉ to the Minister. 1. Direct Funding via Tayto 2. The instant return of The Den 3. A pledge that RTÉ News will continue to be mainly about RTÉ. 4. A pledge to stop all future negative reports on housing and National Children’s Hospital.

It’s World Puppet Day. I’m not a fan of puppets myself and it’s a FACT that anyone who hangs around puppets is a bit weird and to be avoided at all times but if Pigeons (who are 100% thick) can have a world day of their own then puppets can too. Happy#WorldPuppetryDay Y’All!

If RTÉ had more Larry’s it’d have more laughs and more love flowing its way. He was the best. #RIPLarryMasterson rte.ie/entertainment/…

Caught up with me old pal Ray last night in Trinity where the Drama Society awarded me with an honorary doctorate for my Outstanding Contribution To Humanity, The Arts & Novelty Records. Massive thanks to the thousands of my fans who came out to say hi. Love you all, Dr. Dustin.

Although he abandoned me back in the day I’ve always stuck to my word about NEVER telling anyone why Ray “left” The Den (AnneDoyle). Anyway he’s found a new pal (not) as funny as me and their new pod with ⁦really is #BrilloMcBrillo. ⁦jason byrne⁩ podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/ray…

So I’ve had an idea. It’s a goodie. And when I say a goodie I mean it’s an idea that could save the world. Here is my idea… President of Ireland why don’t you send President Donald J. Trump a WhatsApp and offer him your gig/gaff/title if he quits the race? He ❤️’s Ireland. You ❤️ Peace. Win/Win

I post this and three hours later Joe quits. Coincidence? I don’t think so… You’re welcome…WORLD. #Biden2024 #BidenArasBound

Breaking News: Following yesterdays roll out of Oasis tickets Ryanair Michael O’Leary has called it “their finest moment yet” triggering rumours that he is Noel’s choice to produce their next album, though it’s believed Liam would like Price Waterhouse Cooper to produce. #Oasis