Connections can bite me.

Hasn't penetrated US discourse that the next president of Mexico is likely to be its first woman president, a Jewish woman named Claudia Sheinbaum whose grandparents fled Hitler's armies and who has a PhD in energy engineering and worked for the IPCC. Pretty incredible story!

MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND STORY: French caretakers take the sand from Omaha Beach in Normandy and scrub it into the letters to give them the brown/gold coloring.

They do this for all 9,386 soldiers who died.

France also gave us this land as American soil.
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My native butterfly weed is putting on show. 🦋

i feel like the craziest generation to live in would be if you’re born in the late 1880s and travel in covered wagon as a child and then when you’re very old in 1969 you see a man walk on the moon on tv

Acyn Trump: You have to see the lines outside.

Narrator: Um, you ARE outside.

Trump allies floating a kind of American “reich” is concerning to say the least, hmmmm?

If men could get pregnant, the abortion pill would be available in ranch, bar-b-que, and xtreme nacho.

Andrew Weissmann (weissmann11 on Threads)🌻 Started / Going

Me in my 20s sleeping at a friend’s house: “Don’t worry that you haven’t got a spare bed, I will sleep on the kitchen floor or in the bath or folded into a cupboard or in the big bush outside your front door”

Me now I’m 40: “Thank you for the offer of a spare bed, but I’m going

Harrison Butker looks like he’s selling Mary Kay part-time

My shocked face. 🙄

Haircut at the relo’d rainbow scissors, plants I didn’t need at Stone Brothers, and fried flounder plate at Hog Heaven. Home #durham nc.

Thread of amazing sculptures you (probably) didn't know existed 🧵

1. Statue of King Arthur, England

Naming your kid Barron because you feel like you’re some kind of royalty is cringe. Anyway I’m glad the kid graduated high school. Yuge.

Oliver Jones I also knew a girl who thought KISS’ song went ‘I wanna rock and roll all night, and partly every day.’

Adam Klasfeld Oh this has Boeberts hands all over it. Lolz

“ . . . falls asleep and farts himself back awake in court every day.” 😂