"i guarantee this chicken has a better life than me and it lives in williamsburg"

I'll see it when I believe it.

"I put the pedal to the middle" #HallofFame @fbarber3

More is enough.

Natural selection is a mechanism for generating an exceedingly high degree of improbability. #RAFisher

"We need the models because we don't have any data from the future" - Jason McLachlan #NotYetAtLeast

"You don't have to know things that are usually not knowable." #rfrockwell #contemplatetheemptyset

It's all human error, at a certain scale.

All real success in life is probably the result of respect and helpfulness. #Truth @fbarber3

We all get the same sun.

Motivated by proximity. #inthezone

I don't want to read through all your fluff, just tell me the answer.

"individual" is a fleeting construct.

If you heat up chocolate milk, is that hot chocolate? #fader

Pencils demonstrate a lack of commitment.

"I know a good way to bring the crime rate down. Make all crimes legal. Then there would be no crime." New Human Internet

"Experience comes with time and failure."

"Great minds eat alike". Champak B. Reddy #realtalk

"Sometimes you have to close the tabs and accept the fact that you're never going back to those tabs". #yeahright @psuedohajeSci

Most new york dogs have great bladders. Xander Xue