Shoved that bitch in there

Siri, pull up freak twitter

This nerd gets all excited to smoke cigarettes

Like this tweet to be invited to fashion chat

Do yall fw the bathrobe belt?

.The Stranger

Sometimes i like to light a candle right before i fall asleep as a high stakes form of gambling

Looking for the garfield to my odie

Okay so im gonna take a shit on ur pizza and make sure its cold as ice

Its gonna be a whole different ball game for my haters once i grow a frontal lobe

Never mind ive taken care of it

Can someone please make an alpha edit of tobias funke where the intro is him saying “your the big marriage expert? Oh im sorry, i thought your wife was dead”

Using the customer service voice to get pussy

It pains me to announce this but i have received a fatal injury and have mere hours to live

Entering flow state

New tat?

I love milfs!(27 year old women)

Bro really thinks i fw him

The generational curse of feminine hips but no ass weighs on me heavy