For the month thats in it, there should be a group set up of straight fellas but who are allies to the Pride movement. Guys with Pride?....Prideful lads? Proud Boys....something like that.

Everyone quoting Musk today should begin their sentences with "Elon Musk, who I have always agreed with and whose opinion I hold dear, has said...."

I dont care what space wizards he believes in, Tom Cruise knows how to give an audience what they want. #MissionImpossible

Whoever wins this game of darts should get the 6 counties. #WorldCupOfDarts #skysports

Well. Fair is fair.

If you dont re-rack your weights or if you walk off leaving 100kg on the bar, you deserve to be beaten within an inch of your life. And then beaten a further 2 inches. #gym #lifting #stopbeingadick #fitfam #fitspo

Im old enough to remember when Iraq was capable of attacking the West within 15 minutes.

I believe black people can be racist, because I believe a black person can do anything a white person can do. ...Because Im not racist.

Trump ordering a bombing campaign and then saying "Time for PEACE" is the geo-political version of the lad who punches someone in the bar and says "alright now, lets calm down"

World Wars really trailed off after the sequel. They've been teasing us with a 3rd for decades, and the fan boys keep saying its just about to happen. Its basically the new Blade movie. Honestly, I think they should leave it with the original franchise. No one wants a reboot.

Travelling and restaurants are the female equivalent of Crypto and MMA.

And we go live to our reporter on the ground at Glastonbury...

That money that absolutely, super seriously HAD to be saved or the UK was going to have to go live under a bridge with a stray dog....was that not really important or what? Cutting welfare for the lolz? Are they banktupting the UK for political expediancy? Its either/or.

If they dont call it The Peoples Front of Labour, then they've missed an open goal.

When Biden said insanely deranged stuff, it just seemed sad and worrying. When Trump calls the President of Japan "Mr. Japan", its just inherently funny. I cant explain it, but its a fact. Im just surprised he didnt do the eye thing.

So, to be clear. Ghislaine Maxwell went to prison for sex-trafficking young girls for men....that apparently didnt exist. Cool. Makes perfect sense. #EpsteinList

“Bitcoin can’t keep running like this” Bitcoin:

The White House What I like about the Trump presidency is that its taken the unearned glory away from political leaderships. Presidents, Prime Ministers, whatever are just people who won a popularity contest. Its always been that way, but Trump has gotten rid of the fake prestige.

A collection of ladybirds is called a "Loveliness of ladybirds". If you were a crow, you'd be fuming.

Brad Pitt suffers from prosopagnosia or "Face Blindness". Apparently the fact that hes only dated the hottest women on the planet is just random good luck...