My happy place ❤️

It’s raining, it’s pouring, i’m snoring. Paw on the hot water bottle for ultimate comfort #sausagearmy

Working on my smoulder 🔥 (it was my dinner time but no dinner was being prepared) #sausagearmy

Day 17 - rolling in on the act it’s most handsome Dudley 😘 Dudderlicious

The shade I throw her when she gets in my light 🙄. PS yes, I’m practically naked after having my pre Christmas clip. Blanket essential for warmth and to protect ones modesty 🙈#sausagearmy

Best Christmas Card EVER. Humum is planning on keeping it up all year round. Thank you Oski💟🍰🇺🇦 〓〓 & Monty💟⚽🇺🇦〓〓 and Oski & Monty for being such Christmas legends ❤️❤️❤️

Thank goodness it’s just once a year! Merry Christmas my darlings 🐾 😚 #sausagearmy

Thank you so much to my Sausage Army Secret Santa. I got the most epic cuddly toy and some treats and a most joyous squeaky thing! Alas Humum tried to get a photo but I’m a physical creature who was on a mission so it’s blurry 💪Whoever you are….THANK YOU ❤️ 🐾 #sausagearmy

First snuggle of 2022 with my hudad. Wishing all my friends a happy and healthy 2022. May the treats flow freely, the trips to the vets be minimal and the squirrels run slower. Love Dudley

Tuesday tip. When you see it’s raining from your cosy perch on the sofa & you hear the sound of your lead being picked up in the kitchen, take evasive action and hide. I returned to the sofa and was walked after the rain had stopped. Train your humans pals ☺️ #sausagearmy

In use. Out of use. Saturday snoozes

King of my castle 😜 👋#sausagearmy

Very important 👇 if you are thinking about getting a dachshund 👊

In my happiest place. Wrapped in love. Sending some your way 😘❤️

After last years magnificent win 🥇 Humum tried to up the anti and involve props. Erm….it didn’t go well. No way I was standing in that. I kept popping my head in and eating the treats ☺️ Inspired by Walter the M&S sausage #SausagesandEggs ❤️

Paws up for a sunny Bank holiday Monday 🐾 ☀️

Merry Christmas my darlings. I hope you’ve all sang lots, caused havoc by unwrapping other peoples gifts and maybe left your own gift by the tree. Thank you to my Sausage Army Secret Santa who sent me this epic balloon ball toy. I love it and have been chasing it relentlessly 👊

My humums fave 2022 photo of me. I’m entitling it, bliss in the winter sun. Sending New Years snogs to you all and thinking of those who have lost someone this year. 2023 please bring good health, love and lots of snacks to all my pals ❤️ Loves ya

Front cover of my forthcoming autobiography, simply entitled, Dudley 👊💥

Please RT - stolen from her home, let's get her back to her family 🥺 Sausage Army HQ #SaffronWalden #Essex #Twiglet