Wearing his grandad's scarf as he signs for his boyhood Club. The stuff of dreams.

BREAKING: West Ham have agreed a fee with Lille for midfielder Amadou Onana believed to be worth €40million including add-ons.

Welcome to West Ham United, Maxwel Cornet! 👋

Someone said Jeffrey Dahmer wouldn’t stand a chance with this generation because he’d try to drug them and they’d just be stood in his kitchen chatting shit till 6am 😂😂

That tattoo needle calling my name😭

Isn’t it mental how you could just go and buy a hamster then just fling it at the wall

Don’t know what’s wrong with me lately but the thought of staying in is so much more appealing to me than going out

official. verified. good to see recognition of hardest bloke in north don’t go unnoticed on elon twitter. go to pay for pint. decline. bollocks. had £7 in bank. check app. SCAM. £6.99 has left account. launch empty pint glass at wall in fit of fury. smashes. evicted. day ruined.

What's the most underrated chocolate bar? I'm gonna go for the picnic, never get's a look in but always delivers

if i die all my boys got permission to say “on my dead homie” and then tell a lie

george This POV >>>

👇👇 Get yourself down and support the boys

Tiktoker Mizzy has entered people’s house, run off with a lady’s dog,asked women if they want to die & run into schools whilst exams were on…but there’s only uproar because you’re black?? Piss off you little scum bag. Playing the victim, what an insult to fellow black people.

He is a pedophile who exposed himself to children and threatened to infect them with HIV. reduxx.info/italy-trans-id…

New the kid Phillip Schofield was touching looked familiar

We’ve been accepted into Div 6 of the OBDSFL & are looking for pre season games away from home & against teams div 5 and below. If you fancy it on the following dates dm us 23rd July- 30th July - 6th august - 20th august - 27th august - OBDSFL @SELKGrassroots #obdsfl

Bless the fella! Probably doesn’t have a smart phone and is looking forward to a average scran. Why do people have to try shame everyone man. Especially normal lookin fellas

NEW SIGNINGS!! Welcome to the team!! #EverythingIsAwesome #RopesFamily #UpTheRopes ⚽️🔵🪢