when you start losing your appetite and getting out of bed gets suspiciously too hard

prepare to be outwalked on the streets by me

I hate when people start adding other people to our plans. Cause now I’m not going 😭😭😭

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

megan thee stallion went CRAZY on this...

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

If your child’s sexuality is going to be an issue with you…don’t have kids.

the reason i stay up late is because i don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start

Chappell Roan reveals on @CallHerDaddy podcast that not liking Beyoncé is a "turn-off".

Hasan is in Molly Matalon’s Instagram posts! 1/2

for someone who loves to sleep so much you think i'd go to bed earlier

Being ghosted by the person who hit you up first is crazy.. the audacity.

I agree! Soooo does MAGA know what this means he thinks of them 😳?