"Sarcastic Wonka: We all know a douche named Mike." Michael Andrew

#haters Olly Mathew Michael Andrew

"Sarcastic Wonka: Boobs are just proof that men can focus on two things at once." Olly Mathew Michael Andrew Sheldon Campbell

"Grumpy Catsss: Friends are like bananas.... If you peel their skin and eat them, they die." Murray Johnson Sheldon Campbell Michael Andrew Ryan Cloete @

"Ted: I go deaf when I'm texting." @Naomi280891

Varsity cup tonyt? #backyourboytjies #alcohol #drunk #massive jol Sheldon Campbell Ryan Cloete Michael Andrew David Nell Olly Mathew

“#Budget2013 tax on cigarettes increases by 60c to R10.92 per pack of 20” @Naomi280891

There 2 types of ppl in the world:Those who enjoy feeling the wind in their hair,and those who bitch about the windows being down.Mark Harper

“I met Eminem once was pretty awkward.His palms were sweaty,knees weak,arms were heavy,vomit on his sweater alrdy,moms spagheti.” Murray Johnson

Just chilling in Cape Town loving my holidays #studentlife #greattimes #winning

Let's go maties!! #backyourbotjies #faith #unbeaten #stellies #destroy

Law lecturer repeating himself to make sure he keeps us the whole 50 minutes #soirritated

It's the weekeeeeeennd baby!!!!!

Boat day!! #primeweather #noworries #winning

#tablemountain

" Oh shit a porcupine "- Strange Wilderness #bestmovieever

Best coffee season in #stoked #caffeine #abuse #warmth

The less you know, the more you think you know #truespeech

Biltong Mondays #flm #discounted #loyalcustomer #winning