So much funnier with this framing

Listening to him work all day and it sounds like Microsoft’s AI team is unfamiliar with the internet and computers in general

Austin has decided not to prosecute those arrested at UT yesterday, making public comments that make a lawsuit for wrongful arrest a slam dunk

great thread

Friend is here on a Microsoft work call and they can’t figure out how to share sound properly on Microsoft teams because the host won’t put on headphones

What do you think about a condo where the land lease ends in 2065 and you lose the condo? Seller is motivated but you won’t be able to get a mortgage for future buyers in just a couple years

“Tenants may not engage in lengthy non-emergency conversations with any condo association employee”

New favorite HOA rule

Of course I forgot to put the address of the property on my public records request

You can own maybe three engines with carbs. Beyond that you will never keep them all alive at the same time

wew lad

Turns out when you name your dog Kobe people start talking to you about basketball

I’ve been jumping into political threads without checking who was on what side because everyone’s takes have been equally terrible recently

Buddy that’s my wife

How is this the first one I’ve been able to read

How do we get the protests to move to his house? It’s like four blocks away

I win every evolution debate by asking if they believe in Origin of the Species and then pointing out the book is titled Origin of the Species: the case for the preservation of the favored race

I use subtitles because everything on streaming has terribly mixed sound

The Texas police department breaks up the Pro Palestinians mob.
Greg Abbott needs to build a wall around them .

Why does this dog think he can try to eat out of my mouth

SOVEREIGN BRAH 🇺🇸🏛️⚡️