@Datyoungmikelee prioritizing his bladder over protecting children like those murdered in Newtown

@FakeCornynCMC Eric Houghtler I really think he is hitting on you...

Wayne LaPierre, President of the NRA, can't even recite the 2nd Amendment #knowyourfacts #guncontrol

@Datyoungmikelee Seriously, did anyone ever vet the Bidens?

Jill Biden thinks I am a man...she is also winking at me a lot

Stamps and the #Islandbrary passes. #Zappos #FreeShoesForAll?

#Islandbrary will be the greatest feat of civil engineering in human history...not sure if that's a good thing...

This is a proud night for all customers of Zappos #IslandBraryActof2014 #cmonsim2014

What bill are we voting on?

Fish pose a danger to ALL of us

BIDDDDDEENNNNNNNNN

Utah still has firing squads?? #jeezutah #sorryjill

Don't point a gun Mazieeee and expect no repercussions #StrongWoman #guncontrol

Mazieeee moves to put Jill to death. She clearly doesn't know whom she's dealing with. #JillWillJackYouUp #ImScared

Mazieeee want to execute Jill Biden without trial. #WhereIsTheConstitution?

I hear Quentin Tarantino will be directing the #KillJill movie.