This copper is gonna make me go wild. Where's Uncle Jack when you need him? #EastEnders

To Tina #EastEnders

Why have I picked up the shittiest knife ever? #eastenders

Fucking Mick always stopping me from killing people #eastenders

That was a bit tight of me not giving Mitch a double #eastenders

Just to confirm everybody wants ME to kill Gray yeah? #eastenders

You're all watching me like #eastenders

Fucking Mick #eastenders

Somebody get me a vodka #eastenders

I guess nobody gives a shit that I'm in hospital 😒 #EastEnders

Am I drunk or do Martin's eyebrows look weird? #EastEnders

My tears taste like vodka #EastEnders

I feel like me and Keegan would have a good night out #EastEnders

Martin #eastenders

Walford kids and teenagers are fucking weird #eastenders

#eastenders

Go fuck yourself Linda #eastenders

Give us a sip Linda #eastenders

I might wear this hat forever #eastenders

Gross #eastenders