"Cheesecake is good civilization."

"...Dear? I think mini you is accidentally starting mini Maki on the path of a tsundere."

"So... It tastes like whatever you cook it with? ...What's the point of eating it if you already have real food?" Uh oh. She's tofu shaming.

"Ahem. Lumi I love you. Lumi I love you. Lumi I love you. Lumi I love you. Lumi I love you. Lumi I love you. Lumi I love you. Lumi I love you. Lumi I love you. Lumi I love you. Lumi I love you. Lumi I love you. Lumi I love you. Lumi I love you. Lumi I love you. Lumi I love you."

//The urge to make a Servant Alexis sometimes returns. But then I remember how ignored all of my Fate accounts are, especially the OCs, and the temptation is gone.

"...Why does the local tofu delivery boy look like he's about to lock himself in a hidden room out of fear?"

//Self control? Good decisions? What are those? I don't have them. x.com/SaveMe_LoadMe/…

//Reasons to never live in a small town: For the past two nights, cows nearby have refused to shut up.

"Remember when I had goals? Yeah, I forgot how long ago that was. But now I'm just running my own store and cuddling my wife a lot. So life's pretty good."

"I have the best wife ever, and anybody who disagrees is either a punk or my wife."

"Oof. My wife's an angel, I swear... Gimme a minute to figure this out..." Alexis has no idea how to do voice texts. She (probably) got it working, though. "So... I'm not great with words, but you know that... But you should also know that in both of my lives, I love you more-

-than anybody else, Lumi. I had my heart broken twice, and then I died of a sword through the heart during my second relationship... But all of that heartbreak, even the literal one, was absolutely worth it since it let me be at this point in my life. The point where I could be-

-with the person who makes me happier than anything or anybody else. ...I'll probably just be repeating myself if I keep going, so I'll spare you from that. I'll just wrap this up by saying that I love you more than you could ever imagine, dear."

//That would have been a good time to have that multi tweets posting at once thing on this account-.

//Me: Zero drawing skills, but some small editing skills. Also me: Going to try drawing/editing something. Put me out of my misery-.

//I gave up after like twenty minutes. Oops.

"...I get the odd feeling that, in some alternate past timeline, my aunt just wifed up my mother before my father could."

//I know this is a super random time of night to put up a poll, but- Shitty Yoshiko fanfic ideas, go! 1: She and somebody else find a lost kid and take care of them until they find the parents. 2: Shitty School Live crossover. 3: Yoshiko x a μ's member. 4: Self explanatory.

"Man, remember when I dated one of Ender's kids in my past life?" In all seriousness, Saber Ender could be taken from before he had kids. It just means that he peaked before losing his virginity. The child cult did take a lot out of him.

Alexis has laid out a frightening number (like 150) of heart shaped, double chocolate chip cookies for Lumi Soros. And now she's going to bed because she was up all night making those.