Don't dip your cox in Thames Water.

I met my wife at a singles night. Which was quite a surprise as I thought she was at home with the kids.

He’s trying to make up for being a mouse murderer. But I’m not falling for it.

I wanted to fill in this form but Shropshire Yoda wasn't recognised as a gender.

And by the same token if Israel attacked an Iranian consulate then the United Kingdom would support Iran in an armed attack on Israel?

Sorry The Guardian but if you call it The Børsen then you are applying the definite article twice. I don't think we want to refer to the Grauniad as The The Guardian?

Was there ever an iconic but slightly niche plane you got to fly on?

For me it was the TriStar, I'm so happy that I managed a flight on this gorgeous bird! ✈️
(Not my pic)

Teaching in the North of Jutland today. Four hours out and four hours home by train. More productive office time than flying. Thanks DSB

I'll miss the old Copenhagen Stock Exchange too but can we stop with the sobbing now please? There are real problems in the world.

No, I'm sure Trump doesn't burn down historic buildings in Copenhagen.

Hardly a five nation consensus when a handful of geriatricians in Ireland and the UK make a statement is it? It is not Rugby. Two nations, pals, two.

Golden Hour touchdown in Copenhagen today. #sk506

In a sense I don't disagree but hard to do well without turning something as normal and physiological as menstruation into a medical issue. Asking about menstrual irregularities is an important part of endocrinology consults but in itself obviously periods are not a disease.

Today we remember Captain William Edward Prior Watson (1938) who died 80 years ago during the Second World War, aged 24.
merton.ox.ac.uk/merton-college…
Horris Hill
Radley College

Ok I am sorry but this is absolutely the best version of this genre of humblebrag I have ever seen

Wishing friends & colleagues a blessed & joyous #EidAlFitr whether celebrating today or tomorrow

Grateful to have completed another #Ramadan  , with time for reflection and much needed connection

Thinking of those around the 🌍 🤲🏼 #EidMubarak 🌙

تَقَبَّلَ اللهُ مِنَّا وَمِنكُم

Priority Boarding really never will work at your D gates, lounge boarding crowd maul hell. Any plans to get it sorted? Copenhagen Airport

People in Switzerland or Denmark would rather starve than live in Trumps dystopia.