I, too worked at McDonald’s in high school (front counter and drive thru) I didn’t list it on my medical school applications 😬

[credits roll on The Rise of Skywalker]

Being a Red Sox fan lately: We’re so back We’re so back It’s so over It’s so over We’re so back We’re so back It’s so over It’s so over We’re so back We’re so back It’s so over It’s so over It’s so over It’s so over It’s so over We’re so back We’re so back It’s so over

Out of touch, yet open minded surgeon when asked what music they want playing in the OR

Anything to avoid fucking finishing Winds of Winter

Watching “5-Minute Crafts” videos on facebook like “here’s how to forge your own samurai sword out of Damascus steel from iron you smelted yourself from some riverbank mud”

I dipped the best slice slice of pizza you ever had in the Navesink River and now I have a new disease I’m pretty sure they’re going to name after me

My wife emigrated from Czechia (née Czech Republic) at age 4, neither her or her parents spoke a word of English, yet ended up at a Manhattan magnet high school and is now a practicing physician

I am home🦞

This is just terrible

It’s so over

Truly no idea why advertisers aren’t coming back

still not *officially* dead, but

hello screaming into the void autumn.

Thankful for an off day 🧘‍♂️