What a day! - Surgery residents and med students at 8 AM

What is the funniest MedTwitter post ever?

God I love Montreal

My goal in life is to age like fine milk

nobody will remember: - Your salary - Your fancy title - How ‘busy’ you were - How many hours you worked people will remember: - how fast you signed CT reports - how you signed CT reports every day - how you made them feel when you always signed CT reports in a timely fashion

I am cryin here!!😂😂😂😂😂😂 The accent!!😍😍😂😂 #Glasgow

Imagine one afternoon in med school when you had a double espresso for lunch instead of a single and ended up vibing with a radiology attending in the reading room and fast forward 10 years you're a radiologist bro you were always meant for this fuck outta here it's the espresso

What a nice, thicc, swollen appendix you have on the ultrasound. It would be a shame if we sliced you open and it turns out it was the terminal ileum instead

All signs are extrapyramidal if you're not inside the pyramid

Guys I've finished the game

Me as a newbie radiology resident when the tech asked what protocol I want for the CT

Most disrespectful way to disrespect someone

I'm like Ken. My job is PACS.

Counterpoint: agreeing to forfeit at least 1 year of attending staff salary to come do 95%+ of your scut work is the only flag that matters when applying to fellowship

Life is just a perpetual cycle of changing the last character of your EMR password every 3 months

MRI spine is normal as heck

I propose NO-RADS : A standardized scoring system to quantify how understaffed and overwhelmed your practice is.

"Preferably has also had CT angiogram of the abdomen demonstrating single renal artery bilaterally."

When I would say outrageous stuff on the hot seat but at least my best bro in residency supported me

Vacations are fun because after 3-4 days you stop having dreams about reading MRIs and CTs and regress to dreams about forgetting to study for a college final exam