It’s funny when I have to have difficult meetings because I have the lawyer/confident tone down so I’m sure I sound like a rock but usually inside I’m feeling like this:

2 weeks off as of Monday. Starting to see colours I’ve never seen before… 😂

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Whenever people learn that I’m Egyptian, I can usually immediately sense a burning question about my walking style… 😂

Pete Holmes’ social grace ping pong bit should be required watching for some of you out there… 🏓 😂 instagram.com/reel/CgNKtxVjx…

12 years of being on Twitter. Kind of feels like that dysfunctional relationship you stayed in a little longer than you should have? But nah you’re great Twitter. Love you! 😂#MyTwitterAnniversary

Happy Civic Holiday everyone!!!

This made me spit out my morning coffee. Enjoy a laugh my friends! 😂

Do people often misspell your name? Good: Mark Hanna Bad: Mark Hannah Gonna fight you: Marc Hannah 😂

First time leaving my pups with a sitter since I got them. Is it weird that I feel the same as when I first dropped my kids off at daycare? Oh the guilt! 😂

Can't wait for this show tonight! Pearl Jam

Nice to see so many friends across the College system at the Ontario College Information Fair tonight. And so nice to be back to in-person recruiting. Love taking to students and parents about their future dreams!

The greatest joy of being a leader is being able to be a part of other’s success. Mentoring, referring, encouragement to reach for the stars. My bucket is full when I get to say I knew them when.

Hell is trying to call your insurance company. I feel when they say my call is important to them, they may be less than totally sincere? 😂😂😂 Allstate, this is one disappointed customer.

Nice little nugget of wisdom from Uncle Simon this morning. instagram.com/reel/CkgcEjGLO…

A great way to start the morning, especially when you’re crusty about the clocks changing. 😂 youtu.be/XmMll3ANwM8

I feel bad for the people who worked so hard on package opening instructions. My kids prefer a more blunt approach… 😂

Dr. Mark Hanna the Grand Theft Auto version. 😂

Are there courses on how to type competently on an iPhone? And don’t tell me about the dictation feature. I’m aware of it but don’t trust it in most situations, ok??!! This tweet took longer to type than it should have.

If we tweeted using Twitter, what are we doing using X? X-ing? Did you get my X? And retweets are still called retweets? What is happening??!!! 😂