.Hyundai USA I went over my lease mileage because I drove my sister to my dad's funeral and to clean out his house in South Carolina. But at least I'll always have this 231 dollar charge to remember him by.

Gonna watch this 34 times. 😂😂

Matt Gaetz is terrible at blackjack because he always hits on 16.

The Las Vegas Sun endorses Kamala Harris writing, “The upcoming presidential election presents a pivotal moment for the United States, offering a choice between preserving democracy or sliding into autocracy.” lasvegassun.com/news/2024/oct/…

Check out Elon Musk . From Dark MAGA to Pink Lady

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.FLYING CROSS Nothing says quality like pants under a year old ripping down the seam like a paper towel.

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A new shirt with your favorite fascist! Get now while supplies and my Twitter account last.

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Apparenly booking Royal Caribbean excursions 11 months in advance wasn't quite enough for them to cancel on us 24 hours prior. Why? payment processing issue. How? Hey, no one know. Enjoy your cruise and not doing the one thing my kid cared about.

So Dean Blandino sees every time the Philadelphia Eagles are a microsecond early on a #TushPush. So, did he notice Davanta Adams pushing off in the #EaglesvsRams game or is only that one play that demands scrutiny.