#Skincare is not my side hustle. It’s part of my job as a #dermatologist.

Hanging out with the dermatologist

#Tweakments are like saving for retirement - start when it doesn’t seem like it’s necessary. If you wait til 65 (sometimes younger) to start - it’s usually too late 🤷🏼‍♀️.

Getting #cosmetic treatments is not anti-feminist. Criticizing women who get them is.

You cannot maintain a “healthy tan” and healthy #skin simultaneously.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that side of your face is not smaller because you sleep on it.

Reasons to get #fillers: - Marriage/Divorce - Revenge - Babies - Tax refund - Birthdays - #Selfcare - Because you feel like it

Thank you for including me in this and happy Hispanic heritage month to my colleagues ! Mayoral Dermatology

Full-priced face. Amazon fashion. It’s called balance 😆.

The doctor - husband relationship is not a thing. I can’t predict how he will react to you getting your #tweakments 😆.

#Accutane has basically been pulled from market by utter incompetence of Syneos Health hired by U.S. FDA to administer risk mgmt program. #Dermatologists warned this would happen. Patients unable to get drug. Website crashed. Help line has 6 hr hold times. No fix in site. 1/4

Thank you Newsweek for one of the biggest honors of my career - being named one of the Top 50 cosmetic dermatologists in the United States, with a special distinction for #injectables 👩🏼‍⚕️💉❤️! Congratulations to all my amazing colleagues!!!

Why only buy yourself flowers when you can buy yourself new lips ? 💋💉

Patient’s husband : You are beautiful, you don’t have to do all these cosmetic procedures ! Patient: Oh my love, I don’t do it for you. I’m doing it for my next husband. 🫠🫠🫠🫠

This is your friendly reminder that Mother’s Day is May 12. Moms want fillers 💉AND flowers 🌸

TikTok is broken - here’s proof: Me to my teenage patient : I am going to prescribe tretinoin to help with your acne. Patient: Isn’t that for anti-aging? How will it help my acne? Me: 😑 it was actually first approved as an acne treatment !

Girl. Just block him & go get your Botox done. (And by him, I mean your husband 🤣)

The NYSE welcomes EltaMD, a Colgate-Palmolive Company brand, celebrates the 2nd Annual National Dermatologist Day, established by the brand in 2024 to recognize the dermatology community in safeguarding skin health. $CL

19 yrs ago I got the worst email of my life telling me I did not match into derm. I wish I knew it would all be ok, life would work out perfectly and I would still have my dream job. If you didn’t match feel free to reach out, and know that it is not over until you say it is ❤️

Beef tallow is the new coconut oil