Dr. Emily
@DrEmilyThomas
“Animal lover and vet, formerly on @NatGeoWild’s hit show, the Incredible #DrPol”.
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http://www.dremilythomasvet.com 13-07-2016 21:27:36
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When you want to hang out too, but you have babies to take care of. #parenting #leftout #dontforgetme #hangingout #mom #kittens #rescue
India told me last night the kids are using the term #gyatt to mean 'a woman's butt'. I told her #backinmyday we called it #badonkadonk to which she giggled profusely. Then I made her listen to 'Honky Tonk Badonkadonk'. Poor girl could barely breathe for laughing. #parenting
People be like 'vets have gotten so expensive! I don't understand!!'
People also be like 'let's make brachycephalics and dilute rare colors the most popular!'
@upworthy #geneticdisaster #veterinary #vetmed #thegiftthatkeepsongiving #allergiesfordays #atopy #cantbreathe #dogs
Finally got my #veterinary version of a shotgun for when my daughter starts bringing home #boys
#earnyourtestosterone #useresponsibly #nobloodnofoul #girlpower #metoo
My kids, who are getting annoyed that we add #beans to almost everything (don't even bring up the #blackbeanburger incident of '18 to India), were horrified when they were sure we'd tried to pull one over on them when Oscar read the type 'vanilla BEAN???!?!?'
#betrayal #education
Dear Love is Blind
You definitely need an #instantreplay feature in your shows. She says 'you said x or did y' INSTANT REPLAY.
#yourewelcome #youcanvenmome #creativedirector
When you're in a country where it rains 70% of the day and your kid NEEDS to play on the #playground
#littleprince #pa #pa renting #whataremomsfor #mom #ireland #galway
My kids built a homeless shelter for themselves... In our home. I used the #losangeles #filter for better accuracy.
#privileged #kidsthesedays #LAcribs #minimalism with #beanbagchairs and #stuffies
Long necked folks traveling #redeye : TWO. FAT. #neckpillows
You don't have to look beautiful to get your beauty sleep #fatcheeks #airtravel #flying #airplane
Ever wonder what it's like to parent an #adhd kid?
Try sitting in a crowd during an #auction and convincing the #auction eer to brush their teeth in the middle of selling a hot ticket item and then insert 'but Mommy...' Every time you try to talk
#streamofconsciousness #jamesjoyce
A friend's #financialadvisor told her to plan on saving $250k/kid for college.
Time to sit the 6yo down and discuss just how dedicated he is to the idea of #college
Toby Said 'guess we'll have three #welder in the family'
#college fund #529 don't trust #studentloans #interest
#psa #stickybras are not for a #breastfeedingmom of three. That is all.
#datenight #saggy #pancakebatter #nohope
Maize doesn't mean to bother me but just noticed that I finished my coffee and was politely wondering if I could get around to feeding her anytime now. #now #howaboutnow
#foodie #hungry #always #standardpoodle #begging #hungry eyes #please #mustachemaize #puppydogeyes
Daphne says 'no time for selfies! There's a trail to run!'
#trailrunning #survivedthefire #smokey #standardpoodle #running mates #running #dickeyridgetrail
Had so much fun at dvm360® #vet erinary #conference and I got this super awesome #blackcat #stpatricksday #vet #tshirt !!
