Interesting. Personally, I prefer the frame that doesn't look like it could be on a print in my house.

Blimmin heck. This paper has *already* been rejected by another journal! That's some frisky rejecting right there. It's a good paper, too. But then again it's always the ones I like best that get rejected the most.

People who get lots of Twitter notifications. Is there a point at which it stops telling you the exact number of notifications you have and switches to '100+' or whatever?

I am *so damn* cute. So cute.

Grim.

Submitted a paper to a very high-ranking journal and just got an out-of-scope desk rejection, sweetened by a very nice personal message from the editor. Onwards!

My son has made himself a salami and ketchup sandwich, might change the locks next time he's out

For Reasons we have to take our annual family holiday near Letchworth this year 🤦‍♀️any suggestions for fun things to do/places to see in the vicinity?

5,000 likes for pictures of... Wray Scarecrow Festival 🤔

What bracelets did men wear in the mid- to late-90s?

A relative of my husband rang, and I said that I was having a lazy afternoon reading in bed. Instead of being like a normal person and saying 'Oh that sounds nice,' she said 'Well that really is lazy, I've spent the whole day cleaning my kitchen from top to bottom.'

I've got nine papers to read this morning and it's already 10.30, send help

Then want must be your master, Dave.

Does anyone else find lettuce intensely soporific?

Do I know anybody who is an expert in word usage?
I've got a lot of young people using the word 'smart' to mean 'clever' in some data, more than I would expect.
Is this a) a north of England thing; b) a young person thing; or c) is it just more commonly used than I'm aware of?

This is quite something Liz G varsity.co.uk/news/27386

He's right, I had

100 words for an abstract is harsh, particularly if the findings have any type of theoretical complexity.

I have had a quite exceptionally productive morning, celebrating with a roll de sausage

Excellent use of 'jog on'.