The NLN/ANA support keeping clinical hour requirements this low? 500hrs is 2 months of med school rotations. Given NPs have independent practice rights in >50% of the country this is indefensibly low. Their rationale about this worsening nursing shortages is a stretch at best.

Growing old for millennials is realizing that what you called Deftones “new stuff” with Diamond Eyes and Koi No Yokan is now like 15 years old 😳

This was a workout.

I drove 40 mins to the DMV yesterday to renew my license, called ahead to make sure I had all the right documentation, made an apt on my day off. Got there and they immediately rejected one of my documents in 30 seconds. Closest I’ve ever been to true devastation and despondency.

It’s actually insane how drastically my burnout is reduced by the presence of a fountain Diet Coke machine in the ED.

The fact that the human body decided to make the symptom manifestations of severe anxiety/panic attacks be the same as heart attacks AND strokes is not cash money.

Insane case. This anesthesiologist found guilty of injecting bags of IV fluid with Epinephrine, Lidocaine, Bupivacaine, leading to cardiovascular collapse of multiple patients.

One time I was giving ketamine kid to reduce their broken arm and before the sedation I said think of being in your favorite TV show. He says “Games of Thrones.”

I was like shiiiit buckle up brosky.

Metalcore jams today

My favorite part about my schedule is that I routinely have random weekdays off. No traffic, never have to switch shifts or request off for dr/dental apts or to take my car to the mechanic, never have to make a reservation or wait for lunch at a nice place, mall shop w/o ppl etc