Dang. #reds

Thanks to Sean Casey for the props on the grounds. A top notch team produces a great product for fans & players. Anthony Herr Jamie Ramsey

Joey & I agree. We don't like the #Cubs. We don't quite hate their fans as much as Marty, though. http://es.pn/c7IcE7 #reds

Most are excited about #hammertime. Grounds crew didn't enjoy having to figure out how to get a mic stand to rise out of right field. #reds

Just chillin with my crew and waiting on some #Hammertime. #reds

Fans, speakers, dancers & fireworks aren't good for my field. I'll take the win, though. #reds

#MCHammer #DoubleRainbows What does this mean?

Ready to pull this tarp off and get to some serious baseball business. #reds

Tarp is off temporarily. I don't like the sound of hail. Or the smell, frankly. #reds

@AmyPerry04 What's the sitch on funnel fries? They're supposed to save me some if they are going to run out.

The grounds crew would rather be breaking out the brooms than the rakes today. #reds

Strasburg on Wed? Maybe we could lower the mound a couple of inches.. err.. maybe the wind will blow away a couple of inches of mound. #reds

Those poor bushes... http://bit.ly/bMcLuV #reds

Soggy field doesn't stop a funk blast from Mr. Votto. #reds

Ratings have skyrocketed for the #Reds on radio & TV. We'd love to have you down to the ballpark for a few, too. http://bit.ly/bMuuc0

Huge crowd tonight. Can't believe this many fans came out to see my band, The Gallant Dougs, for the after-game concert.

#Reds killer Oswalt finally slain? 6-0

I'm not sure what Marty hates more: Jamie Ramsey or Twitter.

Great weather, perfect field, sellout crowd & a bobblehead perched upon one leg. What more could one ask for? #reds

If Cabrera even TRIES to blame that error on my outfield turf... #reds