BREAKING: I’m hearing that ICE agents are capturing illegals and allowing them to play Madden for their freedom but it’s Madden 2004 and the ICE agents are all picking the Atlanta Falcons and running with Michael Vick on every possession how can people support this shit

The Keaton Wagler story is outstanding. He’s just superb. Can’t get over how great of a find it’s been by Brad Underwood.

When we’re talking about those “teams that can be there at the end” in CBB, if you previously didn’t have Illinois on that list, they should be on that list. The Illini have won 11 in a row with back-to-back weekend road victories at Purdue and Nebraska. So impressive.

No. 5

Drew McIntyre right now.

THIS WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST PROMOS OF ROMAN REIGNS CAREER OH MY GOD CM PUNK VS ROMAN REIGNS IN THE MAIN EVENT OF WRESTLEMANIA IS OFFICIAL 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #WWERAW

KEATON WAGLER

Pink Pony Club but instead of being about a girl who leaves her family to chase her dream of being an openly queer dancer, it’s called Pete’s Pirate Pub & it’s about a scallywag who abandons his wife & child to pursue his dream of being an unapologetic alcoholic

The Ents showing up to take down Isengard

For a second i thought these were fans looking for an errant Spieth shot

Fantasy managers watching K9 win Super Bowl MVP after only getting 13 carries per game all season:

My husband giving me directions to our kid's game like, "Head north." Me: Listen here, Christopher Columbus... do I turn by Starbucks or head toward Target? 😂

Incredible photo following Dalibor Dvorský's go-ahead goal. 🇸🇰 #MilanoCortina2026

Launch Swayman to mars

Death, taxes, and Rickie Fowler blowing up as soon as he's in contention

Paul Skenes, 100mph Fastball, 95mph Splinker, 85mph Sweeper & 88mph Changeup, 4 Pitch Overlay 😳

Quinn Hughes tonight:

Rest assured that no matter what colour medal Brady Tkachuk earns today, he'll spend the first 30 minutes after he receives it trying to unwrap the chocolate inside