The only wedding vows worth saying

Women just want to be the most feared witch in the village & get a little kiss on the forehead

babe are you ok you've barely talked about the horrors of being alive

be the reason why your house is haunted

therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods & never being seen again is free

we are so back

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a victorian estate with all my unread books

Become possessed by an ancient demon for a little while. You deserve a break.

RIP Edgar Allan Poe. You would have loved watching a beloved children's author slowly driven to insanity by black mold inside the walls of her castle.

There aren't enough gargoyles on shit anymore

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women

babe this is my emotional support pile of unread books

I need a doctor to prescribe that I go sit by the ocean & drink warm broth to cure my agonies

I love women because they are either thinking about forehead kisses or death

The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

we clean up nice for a sacrifice

When I feel that first cool breeze of the season

time for evil coffee, the third cup I drink where my eyes turn completely black & bats fly out of my outstretched jaw

Hot girl summer is over, it is now goth girl fall

babe are you ok you've barely touched your unread books