Golly. I mean, he IS a convicted felon, right? Conviction and sentencing are two very separate things, right? I'm a blathering dipshit and I get that. What's Mike's excuse? Don't like it? Sue me.

Dude. I don't want to hear it. Kevin Sorbo can't get a Hollywood gig for the same reasons I can't. We're old, can't act, and no one under 45 years old has ever heard of us.

This is going to haunt Trump for the rest of his miserable life.

I missed Melania's speech at the RNC. Did it compare to Michelle Obama's? 🤣🤣🤣

Why is nobody talking about this? Apparently Trump and Vance accused Haitian immigrants of eating cats and dogs to draw attention away from the fact he eats kittens and puppies!? THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS #Trumplost

Hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 youtu.be/eC4EM5iMk38?si…

Real question (not some whackass ploy for engagement!). Can you let me know if you can see this post? I don't know if I've said the F word too much, or criticized the wrong person, but I feel like I might be getting pushed down into the "probable spam" section of replies!

Getting psyched to see Harris, Fetterman, and the gang!

Why isn't everyone talking about this? And by "this" , I mean how hilarious AI can be. #DonaldTrump #DiddyFreakoffs #AIart #VoteBlueToStopTheStupid Donald J. Trump

CONFESSION: I am subscribed to the Trump campaign texts. They're unintentionally comic gold! Like, who is writing this stuff and who reads it and is thinking it's not weird as hell?!?! 🤣🤣🤣

I'm loving AI right now! This is terrific! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 youtube.com/shorts/GKEZV3m…

Hahaha! The Trump campaign send texts like this??? So weird! I almost wish I had subscribed just for kicks! 🤣🤣🤣 youtu.be/tfCu8vtv7pU?si…

FELLOW PENNSYLVANIANS: DO NOT SIT THIS ONE OUT. DO NOT LET OTHERS MAKE THE CHOICE FOR YOU. YOU CAN STOP TYRRANY. YOU CAN STOP INJUSTICE. VOTE.

This is the Captain America we need right now! Suit up, Barack Obama - we have some democracy that needs saved!

Honest question: Friends, why are we still here on Twitter or whatever they're calling it these days? Why haven't YOU made the move to a different platform where the grass is greener and the skies are bluer?

I thought Bill Cosby was awesome when I was growing up. The truth came out and my opinion changed - easily. Why can't MAGA bring themselves to do the same about Trump? #pedopresident #EpsteinFiles

He died for his sins 😔

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Just hear me out, "empowered-by-faith" folks. What if there is no god? All the terrible, hateful bullshit you say and do in "His" name to be "righteous and good" really just makes you a huge piece of shit.