Jokic will be an mvp within 3 years. #TheJoker 🤡🤡

How come everyone that gets their wisdom teeth out feels obligated to post a video of them talking on their Snapchat stories. Is that part of the side effects of the drugs they give you? I have to get mine out soon so I just want to prepare for it.

I don’t know what to say except that Tommy didn’t love basketball. He lived it. He didn’t love the Celtics. He lived the Celtics. And all the players that wore the ☘️☘️- they were his life. Will miss you Tommy!

“A true Queens bday today!” Ah yes, at what palace does she reside?

You can act unruly when drinking a truly Truly (give me credit for this)

Iced out up north. ❄️ #GoDucks

When you try to take the shortcut at Koopa Troopa Beach

A paragraph is just reiterating the same theme in four consecutive sentences. Finals really got a man thinking.

willow by taylor swift (2020) // electronic store by nathan fielder (2015)

Peter Murphy... Game Winner! #GoCrossGo

This is wild. Melo & Buddy Boeheim.

My Professor put me on the spot today in class and asked what my first pets name was. Wasn’t sure how to tell the class that I had a pet frog named Rey Mysterio, so I opted out of the question. I stand by my decision.

About to start my thanksgiving toast with, “I’m thankful that I’m the strongest guy in the room right now” to start some controversy.

Coast to Coast. It’s official!🦆 #GoDucks

Black screening in a breakout room, but then stealing one of the group members points and saying it in the main discussion could be the ultimate grief card

He earned the first shutout for the U.S. Olympic Men's Team since 2010. #TeamUSA 🇺🇸 Oh, and he did it while making his #WinterOlympics debut as the youngest goaltender to ever suit up for the team. Bravo, Drew! 🙌

𝘾𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙚 𝙁𝙤𝙤𝙩𝙗𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙁𝙖𝙣𝙨. 𝙒𝙚’𝙧𝙚 𝘽𝙖𝙘𝙠. x.com/chickenbarmesa…

Can we rename the “fun fact” portion of introductions to “weird brags”? I would like to be able to openly brag about being an amateur magician instead of beating around the bush. I didn’t learn how to make it look like my thumb was cut in half for a “fun fact” section.

How my grandma views me ever since I told her I’m fully remote