Having a couple beers to celebrate how my life is finally falling into place. New town, new home, new job, my daughter Loves her new school. I tried my best to stay positive through the last 5 years of hell. The support i got from the Anthill kept me going. THANK YOU ALL!

Rosie hates that she is not allowed in the kitchen

It's 3D day again. Dothan Door Dash. Admittedly Dothan is no where near as weird as Tallahassee but we ran a couple orders the other night and I did see my first topless customer. Get your weird questions ready we start in about an hour ngl.link/donovantesd

Its gonna be a rainy day here. Good thing I got my hooded Four Color Demons jacket.

Dothan Door Dash The Game Round 1 So far we have only had one unusual order. What did someone pay a ridiculous amount of money to have delivered

Unfortunately my cable package doesn't include interdiemsional feeds.

Only one of you got this one. It was a spool of 25 gage floral wire

Dothan Door Dash The Game Round 2 Normally Dollar General is our most common pick up. But today it's somewhere different. 4 orders for customers. Bonus fact we also ate lunch here

A few of you got it. It was little Cesars. We wanted to see what the pretzel crust was all about since it was in every order we picked up

Dothan Door Dash The Game Round 3 (Sexy edition, Speed Round) I know you all have been waiting for something naughty. We had an order at CVS. What was the item? You only get 30 minutes to guess this one. Keep in mind all these items are available at CVS so I didn't make any up

The one person that said Flavored sex lube was correct. The product name alone "Juicy Play" brings forth so many mental images.

Dothan Door Dash The Game Round 4 Just dropped off food at a place that featured very distinct decorations on their porch. What was the theme of the decorations?

A majority of you got this one, it was indeed pig statues. Lots, and lots of pig statues. At least 7 of them. I thought for sure the upside-down pineapple bit would have gotten some of you perverts.

Dothan Door Dash The Game Round 5. Another interesting decorative choice for a delivery. What was all over a cuatomers front porch?

I didn't notice that this answer failed to post yesterday. The person that said Crack Vials was correct. I'm not 100% sure if the various glass and plastic containers were crack or meth but there was a glass pipe and several containers with a crystal/powder substance

"Hey you should make your wife breakfast in bed" That doesn't usually happen around here can anyone guess why?

Getting ready for my first day at the new job. Excited and Nervous.

First day went well. I feel I am fitting in nicely. The people are very nice and a lot of them really care about their jobs. Its a really good sign that I am gonna like it here.

I will preface this tweet by saying Everyone i have met so far in Dothan has been really nice.... but what happens to them behind the wheel of a car? There are only 2 types of drivers here. DEATH RACE 2000 or the old lady in front of Ferris Beuller's Dad at the end of the movie.

I think someone missed me while I was at work all day