In a week when Trump compared himself to Jesus Christ and we learned that RFK, Jr. once cut the penis off a dead raccoon, and JD Vance tried to lecture he Pope on theology, the competition for Most Bizarre WTF Story is quite stiff. But Pete Hegseth wants us to know that he’s a

„Sie sagten, der Papst kenne die Bibel nicht, und dann zitierten sie Pulp Fiction.“🤣

Dear Media: Blindly quoting the President without fact-checking or context is just misinformation with a press pass. We don’t need stenographers; we need journalists. Do your job.

This man says a Mexican family moved into his neighborhood and everything has changed now because they have people over every night! Watch for the end! 🤣🤣

I don’t care who the next Democratic President is, I fully expect… Demolish the ballroom. The East Wing should be re-built. Destroy the stone patio and restore Jackie’s rose garden. Remove Trumps name from various buildings. Dismantle the arch, if built.

“The next president must say on day one: We’re tearing down this arch; we’re razing Trump’s ballroom…Washington ceremonial architecture must be returned to the purpose for which it exists—to promote democracy, not the demented ego of one sick man.” newrepublic.com/post/209211/tr…

When we finally take back the White House in 2028, one of the first things they need to do is cancel all of Elon Musk's government contracts. Then they need to revoke his citizenship and redistribute his wealth.

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To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman. Yes, that's the point. It's called consent. Welcome to human decency.

Holy shit, Kash Patel has been so completely intoxicated, the FBI has had to use "breaching equipment" to gain access to his place, where they could not awaken him. Fire that guy immediately.

trump's biggest problem with the Iran nuclear deal was Barack Obama's signature.

Trump is entirely full of shit. There is no deal with Iran. Its leaders insist the strait is closed The emperor not only has no clothes; he has no brain nytimes.com/live/2026/04/1…

I will always remember that period in 2021 when our ICU was absolutely stuffed full of extremely sick Covid patients - and they were ALL unvaccinated 2026 and all I hear all day every day here is "the vaccines didn't work" Complete nonsense

First Lady Melania Trump with handlers and child sex traffickers, Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. Donald Trump started a war with Iran to cover this up.

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This was at Dream City Church a mile down the road from me. They need to have their damn tax exempt status taken away.

Americans are being governed by drunks, drug addicts, and pedophiles.

kash patel and pete hegseth are DUI hires.