Woke up another morning and Luca Pellegrini still on my baseball team

3:30. Its #PellegriniDay

Doing a 9/9/9 but with Vodka Lemonades and Sausage & Peppers

Totally forgot about chips and salsa

Let’s gooooo 🔥🔥🔥 have to stay up until 1 am on a Monday if I want to watch half my fantasy team 🔥🔥🔥 thats fire

Dolphins win the football game tonight Thank me later

Hot take: Blades of Glory top 5 Ferrell, possibly top 3

Looks like Scottie pulled his handsome head out of his ass

Nobody knows I’m on aux for this engagement party

Game 165. Do not let me down. Win tonight.

Drinking dat dirty water

Aaron James Judge 🫡 #AllRise

Broke a sweat on karaoke tonight

Toms TouchTunes today

Timothée Chalamet refused a butt double and got spanked for real during #MartySupreme filming. Shooting the scene "went on for hours" and took about 40 takes. “When it came time to whack him, there was a stunt ass. There was a double. [Chalamet] wouldn’t do it. He said he’ll do

Back on Tom’s TouchTunes

Five Guys what’s going on here

Try to get out of the city and take a load off every once in a while boys Matt Wood Gagne. TatumLover. Peter Lowen 🐘 Richie Finizio Dad Flob. Uconn Quest