AND THEY SHALL KNOW NO SMEARS

fuck yeah

Fuck it, I'm doing a giveaway for my birthday, if you want a stupid number of my pictures in the post just Like and Retweet this and I'll pick a winner tomorrow.

CHUNKI BOY

#paintingwarhammer #WarhammerCommunity

Not - i concede - the main point tonight, but in this photo Yevgeny Prigozhin looks like he’s narrating an early noughties straight to DVD documentary about London’s tastiest football hooligan firms

I met a child who identified as 'it.' I explained I would not respect this pronoun. They tagged me and declared I was now 'it.' Deeply shocking behaviour.

Poor boy just trying to sleep

Painted a Very Good Boy and his 9 humans

#WarhammerCommunity #killteam #paintingwarhammer

Love watching English porn

Painted a muddy little guy #warhammer #Warhammer40k #paintingwarhammer #warhammer community #stormcast

Take that, shitty Dutch footwear

Dodgers at LAN! #ALGSlondon was an incredible experience and pleasure to put faces to names!

Happy Stylish But Illegal Monkey Day to all who celebrate

My son 🙋🏽‍♂️was SO cute today, he asked me 'dad are clouds candy?' 😍 I told him they were water. 💦 Then he asked 'dad, what's Earth's defense system?' and then I remembered I don't have a son and he asked again his eyes now obsidian black 'what is the defense system father'

Absolutely unassailable. I need to catch several doses of covid to return to baseline

Worried my pets are unionising

New additions to the farm - Barney and Orson

Ok I'll bite - who's 'the Queen'?