I'll sack you if you carry on ya weapon

Just taken the kids out for a nice drive. Fairly successful if you ask me

Fuck your mum. Keep defending me making yourself look a cunt. Cheers mate

Police won't leave me alone. Told him.

They've announced that outdoor retail is reopening on june 1st and other retail opening june 15th. So I'm off Primark tonight, anyone want anything?

Grass

2k followers. My royal subjects. Gonna address you all. Can't stand either of you. Pricks

#ClassicDomExcuses piss off

Fucking idiots aren't they

Bowlers name please?

People now kicking off because of the amount of people tested not being released??? READ THE SMALL PRINT YOU DICKHEADS. Won't tell you again

So odd and suspicious isn't it Piers. Almost like it doesn't say in the small print. Love to twat you around

To the 61 MP's refusing to move on asking for me to resign. You're all fucking fired. Question me and YOU'RE OUT

Van-Tam questioning me? Just taken him outside and kicked the shit out of him. Showed him

Open your eyes ya dick

So this prick has been going on at me for my trip to Durham and testing my eye sight and now he's happy for his son to do it? Prick. Would love to twat you all over

You tell them, my mate boris everybody

We dont like you ya dick

Leicester watching everyone go to the pub on the 4th #leicesterlockdown