RT ExpectMyHoming: If we check athletes for steroids, we should also check models for photoshop. #fairisfair

RT Mick Mastroianni: Don't worry ExpectMyHoming I'll hold down the studio while you're gone. Measuring the great room for the slip and slide.

If you're shooting #fireworks at each other, be sure to use a properly calibrated blow torch. We don't need any hapless accidents out there.

RT ExpectMyHoming: Thinking about trap door spiders is the absolute worst thing you can do while sitting on the toilet. #arachnophobia

It's OK to make your own gags into tweets. Chances are, if they're on twitter, they're not carrying around a newspaper. #cartoonistproblems

Mick Mastroianni bring me some gags little brother! I can only steal so many per week from #Zits. #PendingLawsuit

The #JohnnyHart star is back! The City of #Binghamton, NY removed it to repair damages done by a… instagram.com/p/bpHGRwHwKx/

RT ExpectMyHoming: My social media girl says I need to do a better job using hashtags. #yourefired

RT ExpectMyHoming: Saying "he's cool once you get to know him" is like saying "he's an idiot but you'll get used to it." #euphemisms

RT ExpectMyHoming: Envy is an admission of perceived inferiority.

RT ExpectMyHoming: If you see typos in my tweets, blame laziness. I've grown spoiled by having an editor. #cartoonistproblems

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