Tom Brady spent two months with his children and decided he’d rather be hit be 300 pound linemen, and I think that tells me everything I need to know about having kids

Grandparents should live forever 🥺🥺

Friendsgiving and everyone gets a rotisserie chicken and a 4loko

are my 10 personalities not enough ??

one of my biggest toxic traits is that when i'm going through something, i tend to stop talking to everyone until i'm okay. when i'm okay i'll start communicating againg like nothing happened. it's not me being off with you, i just deal with things better when i'm alone

when my nephew says the bad word i taught him:

The real flex is training your boundaries to be stronger than your gentle heart. Be kind but take no shit.

When i accidentally tell someone too much about how I'm feeling.

Sitting in your car outside your house is self care. I can't explain it, but if you know you know.

if loving me is hard, i apologize

I used to say “I don’t ask for much” and then realized that was the problem

one thing i hate more than a liar is a liar that think im dumb😂.

it's me and my 4 hours of sleep against the world

u know u got a good heart when u feel bad for doing what’s best for u.

I love me a good ass caesar salad

Me when my man asks me to keep him alive in COD while he uses the bathroom

i think some of y’all are seeking a love this generation can't give.

This how hard day 1 of the New Year hit me