"You only ever got the strawberry ones! /I/ expanded your horizons, you should thank me."

"Besides, Harls, if you taught me, it's your fault! As usual..."

There's something about making Ian Boothby squirm that she finds /far/ too delicious. "Atta' boy."

"SEE! Cause and effect Doc. Science of the Universe. Also, shuddup. I always did until you got an alien BOYFRIEND~

~ who decided he ALSO liked Red. Now it's only oreos for me. I haven't introduced him yet... sssh."

"No worries babe, she's a Scientist, she knows how this stuff goes." Ian Boothby

"Oh my God Jane IS NOTHING SACRED?" As if he were about to appear any minute like a phantom, she begins to shove the boxes in her draw.

She decids there are /no words/ for that pun, so all she can do is shake her head in /utter/ disapproval

"I've done it before," She murmurs, one hand covering the boxes in the contents of her draw (which is of course, the pantie draw) ~

~ the other raising her piggy pink taser to the light. "I'll do it again."

"Aw, if it makes you uncomfortable my squishy adorable British bear-boy." She wraps her arms around one of his and grins. /She's merciless./

"But I'm SURE AS BALLS it'll confuse his tiny Shakespearean brain long enough for me to grab the tarts and run. See? /Logic/ Jane."

"See! Jane thinks it suits you!" Of course she cringes for him, but her teasing is ever playful, only just discovering what he really means~

~ to her. "But for now, I'll stick to adorable. Unless you /like/ the bear-boy thing?"

"Mmmhmm. Exactly. Hey, now it's YOUR TURN to make up a nick name for me, because, you know, 'Boss' is just my status." Ian Boothby

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"Okay so the glitch in my brain that prevented me from not seeing Over The Garden Wall sooner is fixed and my life is changed!"

"I should add 'may burst into song about Potatoes And Molasses at random intervals' to the warning label..."

"People think I'm kidding when I say I come with a warning label..." pic.x.com/BAs7bKfnmt