The National Anthem.

Being the oldest sibling made me get a vasectomy at 27

Worst Super Bowl for a guy named Drake since last year

read the terms of service. all ring camera footage belongs to amazon. you're literally just paying for the right to access *their* footage of *your* home. pls take them snitch cameras off your house

Pray 4 Tha Underworld Tour Chris Patrick & MARCO PLUS Official poster by me

why do jobs put u thru multiple rounds of interview just to not hire you? you knew u didnt want me from jump

This is up there with the FBI celebrating MLK Day

Type of video your 34 year old coworker shows you at your pizza delivery job at 16 years old

This the Feds ..don’t fall for it

59 years ago, Muhammad Ali sacrificed the prime of his career rather than compromise his principles by standing against U.S. imperialism. American athletes today are cowards who are willing partners in genocide, covered in the stench of atrocity and completely unashamed.

Just sayin, I have never seen JC’s ball stat-line. Hang time is 3 days but what’s his assist/rebound/3pt %?

Gonna be completely honest, this is the first time I think I’ve ever actually looked at the album art outside of a streaming service. Since 2019, I thought that bag was a basketball and he was TERRIBLE at defense

The praise break part is genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever seen

What’s your 5 beer plan? Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?

A medium fry being $4.11 is way more disturbing than a $4 nba ticket

I’ll tap into an album just because I like the cover art, even if I know nothing about the artist

This album was better than Good Kid Maad City. I’ve said this for a decade.

I've befriended one of the 72 year olds at work cause he's been cycling for 40+ years & I just started out, was organizing a group ride with him and he just said this lmao

we’re always told there’s no money for libraries, for healthcare, for universities, for high speed rail, for sewer upgrades, and yet there’s always infinite money for war

How a nigga that don’t drink this drunk?