"You say that so confidently but tell me, what makes you think I'm not a mutant? You don't know me, and there's plenty of mutants employed by SHIELD."

"I'm not sure about that, there was one mutant I remember that loved to torment you. Or did you finally do away with him after all these years?"

"Heh, I appreciate that Doctor McCoy." He chuckled, extending a hand. "Sorry, I realize I should introduce myself. Ethan Shaw, it's a pleasure to meet you. Your papers on superhuman battlefield triage were *literally* a lifesaver."

"No, SHIELD has orders to stay hands-off with the Morlocks unless they explicitly request assistance." "Why, what have you done, exactly?"

"You and I should get an apartment so we aren't sleeping in not-beds every night. I imagine we would both benefit from it."

"Jesus... I'll have to ask Logan about it." "*After* I bring you in for your crimes."

"There's no time like the present."

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"I bruise like a peach." "Thankfully I don't fuck like one."

"Never." He shook his head, chuckling slightly. "But no less so than usual. What about yourself?"

//The urge to play Marvel Rivals just because all the character models are so friggin' hot.

It's so hot in my stupid ambulance, the heater doesn't have any adjustment. It's either on or off. I'm going to dip my balls in the snow.

You wanna join me? I wouldn't mind the company.

It can be two things. I feel like teabagging snow is a very Canadian thing to do, and I'd like to share the experience.

"Hell yeah, c'mon." He's jumping out of his ambulance and heading out into the woods.

"Fine, but I'm keeping my back to you until you're out too. Then we can turn to face each other." He faced away from Logan before reaching down and unzipping himself.