THEY JUST CAN'T GET THE SPICES RIGHT! #screenshotredraw #simpsons

“Tim Walz is just like Chris Farley, that guy I assume everyone hated.”

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Million dollar John Goodman impression. Serious inquiries only.

I really like that Chappell Roan song about hot dogs

MY WIFE

I’m easily the hottest person at this Marshalls

Joe Rogan is as smart as he is funny

After a stressful and chaotic summer and early fall I’m finally starting to feel like myself again.

one week till the election

Can’t believe I have to keep posting this picture

This feels like a whole lot of trolley problems for a country with hardly any public transportation

Maybe I haven’t been tweeting enough. That must have been my problem for the past few months.

Since it’s Halloween here’s one of my highest scoring tweets (click through for the original post/context)

"Would Hank Hill vote for Trump?" Hank Hill couldn't vote for a man with a limp handshake and Trump famously likes his steaks well done with ketchup let's be serious.

Imagine if there were 46 female presidents in a row and the first 2 men got beat by Roseanne

The Welsh flag has a dragon on it. Come on now.

Fuck yeah I love this song