Ah fuck I outlasted my timeline

Aj brown jalen hurts friend meter just went up 6 point

Please wish my dad a happy birthday (will not say it’s also my birthday but appreciate it)

NFL equivalent of what you say after a bad hinge date but want to be polite

Tyrese maxey is modern day Brandon Roy. Real hoop heads know

Pitt women’s volleyball lost in the semis don’t fucking text

WE’RE BACK IN THE GRAND FINALS 🔥 We beat Project Notorious 3-0 #unshaven 🌳

Get ready to learn hoagie dickhead

Some Monday night hoops

The goat

Keys for the bears comeback 1) stop having a defender die every drive 2) summon the snow. Need bear weather 3) turnovers

Can’t wait to sit back and enjoy our Philadelphia eagles play an exciting playoff game

I’d Kevin patullo has a job by Tuesday I’m putting my finger in a mousetrap

*me trying to flirt without being superficial* Wow your canine teeth look super sharp

Deeming this weekend a legacy game for weather reporters. If we don’t get at least a foot of snow I’m calling them frauds

It's #SuperBowl week! Here's your official rooting guide for #Eagles fans watching #SuperBowlLX. 👇🏈📺 phlsportsnation.com/2026/02/03/sup…

American hero Jack Hughes

Need Jack Hughes and Megan Keller to have a baby together asap

Oh no Brazil home run please don’t show the women in the crowd