I told a guy at the gas station to take the 49ers first half today, so I imagine he's a millionaire now #yourewelcome Casey's

Somebody buy these facebook.com/marketplace/it…

#SDSMailbag Adam Spencer who has the best SEC Specialty Hot Dog?

Our new neighborhood has a concerning amount of ice cream truck traffic

SEC coaches as Spongebob characters, a thread! Nick Saban as Squidward:

Wearing a mask in public is making me realize that I need to stop smiling at people when they walk by

Last night, I had the wild idea to make my own McRib out of actual meat and I just can't get over it

it's McRib night

Now up for sale in the KC area. $200 OBO

The worst part of losing to Tennessee is catching yourself humming Rocky Top for the rest of the day #MIZvsTENN

*First tweet since October* For lent Five Guys needs to re-brand to Five Lads and sell fish and chips.

Oh no, they made the Kars for Kids commercial so much worse #cubs #OpeningDay

Today I realized triathlon isn’t spelled/pronounced triathalon #TheMoreYouKnow #triathalon

Look at these long-ass grapes

Is there anything worse than when your wife won't let you use the SEALED jar of gravy you found in the back of the pantry that expired last October?

Matt Nagy to Oklahoma, per sources

This is a good deal but I can’t risk stepping on legos

I even missed a kick in it

Dabo after failing to cover the spread tonight: “Let me tell you about someone who ‘covered a spread’ with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish.”