Happy St Patricks Day! A great day to be green! #MyPretties 💚💋

I would love some car sex. ...or just sex. ...or just a car.

You're 16 and miss the 90's? Yeah, I'm sure those were the best 3 years of your life. Shitting in your pants and eating dirt. 

Narcissism is about to save the day #vanitysmurf #smurfs2